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2008-01-07 15:58:36 - Sex can kill you
<< Dr. Cameron: I'm uncomfortable talking about sex.
>> Dr. Robert Chase: Well, we don't have to talk about this...
<< Dr. Cameron: Sex COULD kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. And if God hadn't made it UNBELIEVABLY fun, the human race would have died out eons ago.
[She pauses to catch her breath]
>> Dr. Robert Chase: [He is speechless]
<< Dr. Cameron: Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. Did you know that women can have an hour long orgasm?
<< Dr. Eric Foreman: [enters]
<< Dr. Cameron: [as if nothing had just occurred] Hey Foreman. What's up?
>> Dr. Robert Chase: Well, we don't have to talk about this...
<< Dr. Cameron: Sex COULD kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. And if God hadn't made it UNBELIEVABLY fun, the human race would have died out eons ago.
[She pauses to catch her breath]
>> Dr. Robert Chase: [He is speechless]
<< Dr. Cameron: Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. Did you know that women can have an hour long orgasm?
<< Dr. Eric Foreman: [enters]
<< Dr. Cameron: [as if nothing had just occurred] Hey Foreman. What's up?
2008-01-07 00:44:56 - It's all lies
>> Dr. Gregory House: You bastard. You invited my parents to dinner.
<< Dr. Wilson: Geez, Cameron's got a big mouth.
>> Dr. Gregory House: Ha! Not as big as yours.
<< Dr. Wilson: Hey, you used me to avoid seeing your parents.
>> Dr. Gregory House: Well, what do you care?
<< Dr. Wilson: I don't. I just thought it might be interesting to find out why.
>> Dr. Gregory House: You could have just asked.
<< Dr. Wilson: You would have lied.
>> Dr. Gregory House: And you would have believed me. Which would have kept us both happy. Do you want your money back, is that what this is about?
<< Dr. Wilson: No! Wait, what? Have you got the money?
[House starts to write check]
<< Dr. Wilson: If you have the money, then why did you need the loan?
>> Dr. Gregory House: I didn't. I just wanted to see if you'd give it to me. I've been borrowing increasing amounts ever since you lent me forty dollars a year ago. A little experiment to see where you'd draw the line.
<< Dr. Wilson: You're - you're trying to objectively measure how much I value our friendship?
>> Dr. Gregory House: That's five grand, you've got nothing to be ashamed of. So what do you say, one little phone call, one big check?
<< Dr. Wilson: Fine.
[takes check]
<< Dr. Wilson: Thanks.
[gets in car]
<< Dr. Wilson: Now, be a grownup and either tell mommy and daddy you don't want to see them or I'm picking you up at 7:00 for dinner.
>> Dr. Gregory House: What do you mean? You just said...
<< Dr. Wilson: I lied. I've been lying to you in increasing amounts ever since I told you you look good unshaved a year ago. It's a little experiment, you know, to see where you'd draw the line.
<< Dr. Wilson: Geez, Cameron's got a big mouth.
>> Dr. Gregory House: Ha! Not as big as yours.
<< Dr. Wilson: Hey, you used me to avoid seeing your parents.
>> Dr. Gregory House: Well, what do you care?
<< Dr. Wilson: I don't. I just thought it might be interesting to find out why.
>> Dr. Gregory House: You could have just asked.
<< Dr. Wilson: You would have lied.
>> Dr. Gregory House: And you would have believed me. Which would have kept us both happy. Do you want your money back, is that what this is about?
<< Dr. Wilson: No! Wait, what? Have you got the money?
[House starts to write check]
<< Dr. Wilson: If you have the money, then why did you need the loan?
>> Dr. Gregory House: I didn't. I just wanted to see if you'd give it to me. I've been borrowing increasing amounts ever since you lent me forty dollars a year ago. A little experiment to see where you'd draw the line.
<< Dr. Wilson: You're - you're trying to objectively measure how much I value our friendship?
>> Dr. Gregory House: That's five grand, you've got nothing to be ashamed of. So what do you say, one little phone call, one big check?
<< Dr. Wilson: Fine.
[takes check]
<< Dr. Wilson: Thanks.
[gets in car]
<< Dr. Wilson: Now, be a grownup and either tell mommy and daddy you don't want to see them or I'm picking you up at 7:00 for dinner.
>> Dr. Gregory House: What do you mean? You just said...
<< Dr. Wilson: I lied. I've been lying to you in increasing amounts ever since I told you you look good unshaved a year ago. It's a little experiment, you know, to see where you'd draw the line.
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